Entries Tagged as 'cats'

An actually funny live blog of a snow day…

Not funny…

TK: Hey, watch my cat live blog the snow day!

Funny…

Surly Dave: Live Blogging My Snow Day!

Well, The Incubator (what I call preschool) is closed today due to weather, so I’m home with the little one. She is still snoozing, the snow is falling, the power is still on, and I am working on a number of projects:

1. Building a new portable grill, so I’m ordering parts today.
2. Sermon Prep.
3. Cleaning up the Office/Overflow area.

6:42 AM: Drinking coffee. Don’t want to just jump into things.

7:42 AM Boss called and said power is out at the shop! That makes it a guilt free snow day!
Corn beef hash and over easy eggs for breakfast.
Listening to The Patriot.

7:49AM Sweeter Half sez, “Live blogging your snow day?! You are a geek!”

Read on for the funny part about his Iraqi neighbors using a broken shovel and how he helped them…

Which is better? Live blogging in Florida or Minnesota in March?

Last night at the start of the snow in Mankato from BLC’s live webcam

We were hit with a huge snowstorm overnight. You know, the kind that would have made national headlines on the East Coast. We Minnesotans chuckle when NYC gets a blizzard that shuts down the city; the same thing in Minneapolis barely makes the news. We just dig out and continue on our way. Not today, though. For the first time in many years, schools were closed along with most businesses. Some people lost power, but we were only annoyed with internet outage until 3pm. It took us (translated to husband) until 2pm to blow the drive way - I shoveled the back and front steps, thank you very much. My son grudgingly brushed off the cars and then entertained himself by allowing our red tabby cat to “escape”, run excitedly about five feet, have a “what the….” moment and then carefully work his way back to the porch. No, it wasn’t torture…just good entertainment for a few minutes. That cat lives better than some people.

Monday afternoon in Mankato from BLC’s live webcam

Anyway, today was a Snow Day for everyone in the family. I really don’t remember the last time that occurred. This storm is being compared to the Twin Cities version of the Halloween Blizzard of 1991, but it pales in comparision to the true Halloween Blizzard of 1991 - Duluth style! It snowed for three days and when it was over, we opened our front door to a four foot snow drift. Thankfully, we had food, water, heat and electricity…and everyone was safely home, so it was actually fun. Our daughter was only 2 1/4 years old and I was 8 months pregnant with our son. We did not own a snowblower back then, so I was out there shoveling with Rob. Do you think that ANY of our northern neighbors had any sympathy for an obviously pregnant women shoveling her driveway? Nope! I was careful and the pregnancy continued on well past its due date, so no harm done.

Ironically, Randy Thomas is posting photos of pretty yellow flowers blooming in his yard and was live blogging from the beach over the weekend. Ugghh! Well, good for him.

Pretty yellow flowers of Florida

I could try live blogging from my home office looking out at the giant pine tree loaded with snow, but the only exciting thing that happens is that snow sometimes falls off the tree , a squirrel runs by or a car rolls by very slowly .

Live blogging a snowy day from a really bad cell phone photo through a black screen - the view from my home office desk

Saving animals…

This article cracked me up! The latest edition of The Onion, distributed locally now in the Twin Cities, features an article, Are Your Cats Old Enough to Learn About Jesus?. Marian Byers writes:

People often ask me when they should teach the Good News to their housecats. I have but one answer: “What are you waiting for?”

A pet is a beloved part of your family, and as a Christian, you should do everything you can to guarantee that this valued member of your family receives the glorious eternal reward for which Christ gave His very life. Think of the alternative: your cat mired in darkness for eternity because you put off a 10-minute conversation. Read on…

This article is funny because it plays upon the lack of scriptural education all too common within Christianity today, but it also uses very subtle humor regarding cats and their nature. Can you imagine your cat doing ANYTHING for ten minutes straight…except sleep?