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Explaining American Idol

Here’s a great anecdote from M.J.’s Big Blog, which has a great American Idol section:

M.J.’s Big Blog: Constantine the Greek

“I spent my Sunday at the Greek Independence Day parade today in Boston. Constantine Maroulis was one of the Honorary Grand Marshalls. Con was kind enough to pose for a picture (below). The weather was brisk but sunny. The parade featured lots of floats with cute kids dressed in traditional Greek costumes. Constantine posed for a ton of fan pictures and signed autographs.No major scoopage to report, unfortunately.

M.J. snapped this shot of Constantine at the parade on Sunday.

“Cute story:

There was an elderly Greek man standing next to me who pointed to Constantine and wanted to know,”Who’s that man and why is he signing autographs?”

When I told him he was a contestant on “American Idol,” he still looked confused. I had to explain that “American Idol ” was a very popular TV show and then explain the concept to him.

“He is a singer, then?”

“Yes!” I answered.

“Does he sing Greek or American Music?”

Hee. “American”

“Is he any good?”

HA. “It depends on who you ask,” I almost said. But then I then answered, “Yes.” Heh.

Then he wanted to know why Constantine was at the parade.

“Well, he’s Greek!” I said.

“What’s his name?” the man asked.

“Constantine Maroulis.” The man considered this–probably trying to figure out if he knew any of his people.

“Hmmm”, he finally said.

Explaining “American Idol ” to somebody who has never heard of it? That was a first.”

A very funny haiku…

I know, I know, I promised no more Constantine, but this is hilarious. I just “have to” post this one last tribute to him in honor of next week’s American Idol tribute to Queen night. Enjoy this haiku that I found on a site called Ape Culture: A Haiku Requiem for Constantine. I did not write it, but it is very funny.

Rock god separates
from band and strives to convert
the lost pop masses.He catches my eye–
long hair, rock star swagger. Wish
we’d met back in Queens.
Imperfect teeth and
pitch, but smile, charisma, ripped
jeans more than suffice.
Hollywood drama
Bo makes the cut, so does Con.
Top thirty rocks hard.Bo uses talent,
Constantine shows sex appeal.
Both make the top twelve.
Under-impressive
vocally in early weeks.
Chicks vote, keep him safe.Constantine, I think
I love you, even when you
sing that Partridge crap
Owning the stage, he
makes love to the camera
“Smoldering Idol”
He dares to wear the
white jacket for disco week,
fills Travolta’s shoesNo Wayne’s World laughs greet
Constantine’s “Bohemian
Rhapsody”. Awesome!
Sub-par performance
but certainly not the worst.
Fan base deserts Con.Paula cries, hugs his
Mom. Audience gasps. On stage,
Constantine’s gracious.While conspiracy
theories
echo, I guess old
fans like me don’t vote.Constantine sent home!?!
This is how you remind me
America’s dumb.
I feel sick until
I spy Con’s old band’s album
climbing up the chartsConstantine, please don’t
despair. Quick! Try out to be
INXS singer!

The above haiku was (again, not by me!) one a year ago. Since then, Constantine has done nothing to prove that he was any kind of true talent beyond the glimpse he gave us last year. I have heard rumors of an ABC sitcom based on his life. It will be interesting to see what happens to Constantine in the future.

The end.

A public apology…


Did you see that Constantine is featured on the latest issue of the new American Idol magazine? Please note he’s still utilizing the sexy stare strategy. As I read the online portion of the magazine, I reflected on why I had liked Constantine so much last spring.

I went over to Amazon and listened to some clips of his hard rock music. I even found some clips of his American Idol performances. Where was the magic I thought I heard? He’s not very good. What did I like so much about him? It made me mad when people would suggest that he was just popular because of his sex appeal. I wouldn’t fall for such a thing! Would I? Unfortunately, I’ve come to realize that he was just eye candy. I can’t believe I fell for that! Ick!

So, I want to publicly repent of my Constantine thing last spring. And I promise my promotion of Taylor Hicks is completely different. I promise. I mean he’s 29…and has gray hair. He’s a true talent, at least.

Constantine Maroulis, come entertain the grown-ups now.

Dear Constantine Maroulis,

Lots of grownups voted for you on Tuesday. I think your teen base is pretty fickle. You have the ability to entertain grownups, too. Choose well and you will have a career that isn’t dependant on the teen vote.

Signed,

A loyal non-teen fan

P.S. This is my last post on Constantine until he comes up with something new and interesting to talk about.

Update: Constantine makes the social scene at the 2005 White House Correspondents’ Dinner, or at least the after parties.

“Bloomberg’s lavish after-party at a Wyoming Avenue mansion that was transformed into an exclusive nightclub for a few short hours of fabulousness. The star of the party was the huge, floor-to-ceiling ice chandelier that dominated a back room full of designer martinis and enhanced blondes. Celebrity sightings included Bill Maher, Joe Pantoliano, Harvard’s Larry Summers, “American Idol” contestant Constantine Maroulis (who shared sex-symbol honors with Denton) and Elizabeth Smart , the 17-year-old Utah girl who was abducted three years ago and was just named one of People magazine’s “50 Most Beautiful People.'’ “Is it just me, or is it weird that she’s here?” asked one appalled dad. No, it’s officially weird.” From Out & About by Roxanne Roberts of The Washington Post website.

Moi? Overreact?

Moi? Overreact? Well, maybe… But here’s the thing that made me mad about Constantine getting voted off of American Idol. To quote Terrie:

“With Constantine Maroulis, AI finally featured a contestant who shared my musical frame of reference and appreciation for an eclectic variety of genres. He was easily the most versatile of all the AI4 performers. He could sing the cool jazz of Cole Porter, the daring theatrics of Freddy Mercury, the emotional simplicity of Bonnie Raitt, and even reinvent Bee Gees’ disco – all with his distinctive interpretation…”

It is very frustrating when your favorite loses. For the first time ever this show offered me a contestant that was actually interesting. It is disconcerting, though, to see Scott and Anthony remain and a talented person leaving. Makes no sense, like many other things in life. I indulged in childish disappointment and now I’m over it.

I saw Constantine on Jay Leno last night for about one minute. He looked fine, although he was in his Pray for the Soul of Betty leather jacket, with the stringy hair and torn jeans. I do agree that he needs to grow up and embrace a more mature image, rather than kick at the camera and play the rocker. That was dumb for him to choose that style on Tuesday night. I thought he could pull it off because his talent was already so obvious, but he overestimated his fan base, I guess.

I will watch the rest of the season. I will watch next week. I’ll watch next January, too. But I’ll be watching with a jaded eye…

About the cell phone…I really did cancel it, although it was my second phone that I really didn’t use anymore. I was glad to be able to make a consumer’s statement. I do think the voting is not regular and should be made public, so I voted with my dollars. I realize this makes me look like a hypocrite, being against that Walmart boycott and all, but I don’t think that individual boycotting is wrong if you feel strongly about an issue.

Terrie Rosas: Idol Lost, Game Over - the decline of the American Idol show

It is known that Constantine is a favorite of many teen girls. As a non-teen girl, I would have to guess that it is his looks that interest that age group. To all you Wednesday morning quarterbacks ridiculing Constantine’s fans, I just want to say that there are people who recognized his talents and we aren’t 17 years old.

I have been one of those non-teenaged fans who recognized Constantine’s abilities early on. Terrie Rosas is also a “non-teen”; a fact I think she would admit proudly. She writes substantive posts and has demonstrated keen musical insight. Her post today, Idol Lost, Game Over has vindicated me as a reasonable, non-teen woman with legitimate comments on musical talent.

Terrie writes:

With Constantine Maroulis, AI finally featured a contestant who shared my musical frame of reference and appreciation for an eclectic variety of genres. He was easily the most versatile of all the AI4 performers. He could sing the cool jazz of Cole Porter, the daring theatrics of Freddy Mercury, the emotional simplicity of Bonnie Raitt, and even reinvent Bee Gees’ disco – all with his distinctive interpretation and sexy, toe-curling style.

Without Constantine Maroulis, this competition is the same old recycled crap that wasted my time last year – the manipulations, the favoritism, the reactionary herd mentality. If you don’t understand how Constantine’s charisma and magical talent revitalized viewers and resuscitated a show on its last wobbly legs, just try to imagine AI2 without Clay Aiken. Since the idiots-in-charge were so careless that year with Clay and his fans, I think they have been squandering borrowed time.

Thanks, Terrie.

I will never watch American Idol again.

The integrity of American Idol is now in question and I will not participate as a fan any longer. I will support Constantine as a fan, but I’m done with American Idol.

Update: I just cancelled my Cingular wireless phone…seriously. And I told them why, too.

Analyzing Constantine…

Constantine Maroulis is my favorite to win American Idol this season. He has stood out from the pack since the very beginning. His cool style, his seasoned stage presence, his seemingly confident and happy good looks, along with his amazing voice total a winning package. So, why the strange performance tonight? I think it is pretty simple, although I admit to having no more than a casual fan’s knowledge of Constantine. He’s scared of winning. He really wants to win and knows that he is the one contestant truly deserving of the win; but he heard us talking about him, predicting him as the winner, and now he’s scared. Why do I say this? Because he went out there tonight and put up a front - a mask that says “I’m a tough guy and I don’t care if you pick me.” He sang a song with provocative lyrics, marched around the stage like a tough rocker and sang mediocre vocals. He froze tonight, like a star pitcher that everyone expected to win the game. I hope that he can do some soul-searching this week, throw away his childhood fears and perform like a man capable of doing the job. But like I said, what do I know? I’m just one of his fans and I want to see him get what he deserves: the American Idol crown for 2005.

American Idol chatter

What fun! Terrie of Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion and Glen of Territorial Bloggings are having an educated discussion of American Idol. I’m privileged to watch the masters at work. Even David Brazeal makes an appearance…along with my intelligent comment: “Constantine rocks!” (I know he wore eye liner, but who cares. He’s an artist.)

Terrie Rosas: Bo Is Back: A Cautionary Tale

Once again, Terrie at Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion, says it better than I did. She also has the advantage of watching previous years’ American Idol shows and offers a sobering perspective. Am I just a pawn of some music industry executive?