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Merry Christmas from Captain Picard!

On his often confusing, but sometimes very funny blog, Captain Picard has posted several Christmas-related things, including this gem…

The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),

TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,

(NOTE after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw
red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge
have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further
Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been
revised.)

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

THREE deconstructionist poets

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

AND a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

Who speaks for conservatives?

On local talk radio last Friday, Ian Punnett was claiming that several of the largest leading conservative organizations had made public statements against the announcement of Mary Cheney and Heather Poe’s pregnancy. As an avid reader of conservative opinion, I was confused by his statement. Other than one or two AP reports, I haven’t seen any coverage of this story. Is there a religion angle? Well, yeah there is. The few organizations that have made comments are religious organizations and not merely conservative organizations: Concerned Women for America, Focus on the Family. To me, it’s a leap to take a press release from a religious group and call it a statement by a political group, although that leap is made all the time. I realize there is a relationship between politics and religion and it’s artificial to keep the two separate, but it is still important to know what parts of an issue are religious and what parts are political.
So on Friday, I searched out my usual conservative and religious blogs and websites this morning and couldn’t find any mention of the issue. This story came out last Wednesday, I think.

Technorati- only being mentioned by liberal bloggers
Minnesota Organization of Bloggers - not one word
Confessional Lutheran Blogosphere (using my own feed aggregator) - not one word
Get Religion blog- not one word
Christianity Today - not one word
Townhall - nothing
Instapundit - one brief mention in the form of a link to a small blog
Pajamas Media - one mention of the AP news report; nobody commented on the post
World Magazine - no mention

It’s my opinion that the evangelical movement that took control of conservatism in the Reagan era are out of step with today’s conservatives and are issuing condemnations not supported by most conservatives. It is also those same leaders who cannot offer a valid explanation for why conservatives did not vote for their usual candidates this year. Although we sometimes have issues in common, Focus on the Family and Concerned Women for America don’t speak for me as a conservative.
Of course, another explanation could be that media and others are refraining from commenting out of respect for the Vice President. What is the likelihood of that, though???

Jeane Kirkpatrick

From James Taranto of the Opinion Journal…”One of the three great U.S. ambassadors to the U.N. is dead. Jeane Kirkpatrick, 80, “died in her sleep at home in Bethesda, Md.,” the Associated Press reports. “The cause of death was not immediately known.” Kirkpatrick is perhaps best remembered for her 1984 speechat the Republican National Convention.” I read the speech and decided to post it below. It is very applicable to today, in many ways. Some of the names have changed, but the concepts and players really haven’t changed.
Jeane Kirkpatrick’s 1984 Speech
Thank you very much for that warm welcome.
Thank you for inviting me.
This is the first Republican Convention I have ever attended.
I am grateful that you should invite me, a lifelong Democrat. On the other hand, I realize that you are inviting many lifelong Democrats to join this common cause.
I want to begin tonight by quoting the speech of the president whom I very greatly admire, Harry Truman, who once said to the Congress:
“The United States has become great because we, as a people, have been able to work together for great objectives even while differing about details.”
He continued:
“The elements of our strength are many. They include our democratic government, our economic system, our great natural resources. But, the basic source of our strength is spiritual. We believe in the dignity of man.”
That’s the way Democratic presidents and presidential candidates used to talk about America.
These were the men who developed NATO, who developed the Marshall Plan, who devised the Alliance for Progress.
They were not afraid to be resolute nor ashamed to speak of America as a great nation. They didn’t doubt that we must be strong enough to protect ourselves and to help others.
They didn’t imagine that America should depend for its very survival on the promises of its adversaries.
They happily assumed the responsibilities of freedom.
I am not alone in noticing that the San Francisco Democrats took a very different approach.

Foreign Affairs
A recent article in The New York Times noted that “the foreign policy line that emerged from the Democratic National Convention in San Francisco is a distinct shift from the policies of such [Democratic] presidents as Harry S Truman, John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson.”
I agree.
I shall speak tonight of foreign affairs even though the other party’s convention barely touched the subject.
When the San Francisco Democrats treat foreign affairs as an afterthought, as they did, they behaved less like a dove or a hawk than like an ostrich - convinced it would shut out the world by hiding its head in the sand.
Today, foreign policy is central to the security, to the freedom, to the prosperity, even to the survival of the United States.
And our strength, for which we make many sacrifices, is essential to the independence and freedom of our allies and our friends.
Ask yourself:
What would become of Europe if the United States withdrew?
What would become of Africa if Europe fell under Soviet domination?
What would become of Europe if the Middle East came under Soviet control?
What would become of Israel, if surrounded by Soviet client states?
What would become of Asia if the Philippines or Japan fell under Soviet domination?
What would become of Mexico if Central America became a Soviet satellite?
What then could the United States do?
These are questions the San Francisco Democrats have not answered. These are questions they haven’t even asked.

Carter Administration
The United States cannot remain an open, democratic society if we are left alone - a garrison state in a hostile world.
We need independent nations with whom to trade, to consult and cooperate.
We need friends and allies with whom to share the pleasures and the protection of our civilization.
We cannot, therefore, be indifferent to the subversion of others’ independence or to the development of new weapons by our adversaries or of new vulnerabilities by our friends.
The last Democratic administration did not seem to notice much, or care much or do much about these matters.
And at home and abroad, our country slid into real deep trouble.
North and South, East and West, our relations deteriorated.
The Carter administration’s motives were good, but their policies were inadequate, uninformed and mistaken.
They made things worse, not better.
Those who had least, suffered most.
Poor countries grew poorer.
Rich countries grew poorer, too.
The United States grew weaker.
Meanwhile, the Soviet Union grew stronger.
The Carter administration’s unilateral “restraint” in developing and deploying weapon systems was accompanied by an unprecedented Soviet buildup, military and political.
The Soviets, working on the margins and through the loopholes of SALT I, developed missiles of stunning speed and accuracy and targeted the cities of our friends in Europe.
They produced weapons capable of wiping out our land-based missiles.
And then, feeling strong, the Soviet leaders moved with boldness and skill to exploit their new advantages.
Facilities were completed in Cuba during those years that permit Soviet nuclear submarines to roam our coasts, that permit planes to fly reconnaissance missions over the eastern United States, and that permit Soviet electronic surveillance to monitor our telephone calls and our telegrams.
Those were the years the Ayatollah Khomeini came to power in Iran, while in Nicaragua and Sandanista developed a one-party dictatorship based on the Cuban model.
From the fall of Saigon in 1975 ’til January 1981, Soviet influence expanded dramatically into Laos, Cambodia, Afghanistan, Angola, Ethiopia, Mozambique, South Yemen, Libya, Syria, Aden, Congo, Madagascar, Seychelles, Nicaragua, and Grenada.
Soviet block forces and advisers sought to guarantee what they called the “irreversibility” of their newfound influence and to stimulate insurgencies in a dozen other places.
During this period, the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, murdered its president and began a ghastly war against the Afghan people.
The American people were shocked by these events.
We were greatly surprised to learn of our diminished economic and military strength.
We were demoralized by the treatment of our hostages in Iran.
And we were outraged by harsh attacks on the United States in the United Nations.
As a result, we lost confidence in ourselves and in our government.
Jimmy Carter looked for an explanation for all these problems and thought he found it in the American people.
But the people knew better.
It wasn’t malaise we suffered from; it was Jimmy Carter - and Walter Mondale.

Election of Ronald Reagan
And so, in 1980, the American people elected a very different president.
The election of Ronald Reagan marked an end to the dismal period of retreat and decline.
His inauguration, blessed by the simultaneous release of our hostages, signaled an end to the most humiliating episode in our national history.
The inauguration of President Reagan signaled a reaffirmation of historic American ideals.
Ronald Reagan brought to the presidency confidence in the American experience.
Confidence in the legitimacy and success of American institutions.
Confidence in the decency of the American people.
And confidence in the relevance of our experience to the rest of the world.
That confidence has proved contagious.
Our nation’s subsequent recovery in domestic and foreign affairs, the restoration of military and economic strength has silenced the talk of inevitable American decline and reminded the world of the advantages of freedom.
President Reagan faced a stunning challenge and he met it.
In the 3 1/2 years since his inauguration, the United States has grown stronger, safer, more confident, and we are at peace.
The Reagan administration has restored the American economy.
It is restoring our military strength.
It has liberated the people of Grenada from terror and tyranny.
With NATO, it has installed missiles to defend the cities of Europe.
The Reagan administration has prevented the expulsion of Israel from the United Nations.
It has developed flexible new forms of international cooperation with which to deal with new threats to world order.
The Reagan administration has given more economic assistance to developing countries than any other administration or any other government, and has encouraged the economic freedom needed to promote self-sustaining economic growth.
The Reagan administration has helped to sustain democracy and encourage its development elsewhere.
And at each step of the way, the same people who were responsible for America’s decline have insisted that the president’s policies would fail.
They said we could never deploy missiles to protect Europe’s cities.
But today Europe’s cities enjoy that protection.
They said it would never be possible to hold an election in El Salvador because the people were too frightened and the country too disorganized.
But the people of El Salvador proved them wrong, and today President Napoleon Duarte has impressed the democratic world with his skillful, principled leadership.
They said we could not use America’s strength to help others - Sudan, Chad, Central America, the Gulf states, the Caribbean nations - without being drawn into war.
But we have helped others resist Soviet, Libyan, Cuban subversion, and we are at peace.

Blame America First
They said that saving Grenada from terror and totalitarianism was the wrong thing to do - they didn’t blame Cuba or the communists for threatening American students and murdering Grenadians - they blamed the United States instead.
But then, somehow, they always blame America first.
When our Marines, sent to Lebanon on a multinational peacekeeping mission with the consent of the United States Congress, were murdered in their sleep, the “blame America first crowd” didn’t blame the terrorists who murdered the Marines, they blamed the United States.
But then, they always blame America first.
When the Soviet Union walked out of arms control negotiations, and refused even to discuss the issues, the San Francisco Democrats didn’t blame Soviet intransigence. They blamed the United States.
But then, they always blame America first.
When Marxist dictators shoot their way to power in Central America, the San Francisco Democrats don’t blame the guerrillas and their Soviet allies, they blame United States policies of 100 years ago.
But then, they always blame America first.
The American people know better.
They know that Ronald Reagan and the United States didn’t cause Marxist dictatorship in Nicaragua, or the repression in Poland, or the brutal new offensives in Afghanistan, or the destruction of the Korean airliner, or the new attacks on religious and ethnic groups in the Soviet Union, or the jamming of western broadcasts, or the denial of Jewish emigration, or the brutal imprisonment of Anatoly Shcharansky and Ida Nudel, or the obscene treatment of Andrei Sakharov and Yelena Bonner, or the re-Stalinization of the Soviet Union.
The American people know that it’s dangerous to blame ourselves for terrible problems that we did not cause.
They understand just as the distinguished French writer, Jean Francois Revel, understands the dangers of endless self- criticism and self-denigration.
He wrote: “Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself.”
With the election of Ronald Reagan, the American people declared to the world that we have the necessary energy and conviction to defend ourselves, and that we have as well a deep commitment to peace.
And now, the American people, proud of our country, proud of our freedom, proud of ourselves, will reject the San Francisco Democrats and send Ronald Reagan back to the White House.
Thank you very much.
(*Sources:* This is the Associated Press text of United Nations Representative Jeane J. Kirkpatrick’s speech as delivered Aug. 20 to the Republican National Convention, in Dallas.)

December Blog Challenge: Day Six

I have now posted.  Does it count?

Throwing the bird in the dark

Ah, December in Minnesota. It’s dark until you leave the house and dark before you return. Here’s the stats for today:

December 06, 2006
Minneapolis, MN
Sunrise 7:35 AM (CST)
Sunset 4:31 PM (CST)
Hrs. of Daylight 8 Hrs., 56 Mins.

Last night as I was throwing Kirby his beloved (and well-chewed) plastic pheasant, I wondering what he thought about playing in the dark everyday. Dogs in Alaska must be used to it…and so is Kirby. My son asked me if Kirby had good eyesight, like cats do, in the dark. I don’t know if he does, but I know his nose works pretty well. Two nights ago when we were throwing the bird, Kirby kept refusing a certain path. Yesterday, in the brief moments of daylight between 3 and 4pm, I saw a virtual landmine of dog deposits in the area he had refused to run in. Good nose! Picking up frozen dog deposits was a fun experience…

December Blog Challenge: Day Three

Ok, it’s 10:46pm and I haven’t posted today. Hmmm, what to post? I know! My favorite movie this Christmas season is Elf. One of my favorite scenes features a duet with Will Ferrell and Zooey Deschanel singing, Baby, It’s Cold Outside. The scene lives on in YouTubeLand. Watch it! I command it! For a YouTubeLand-inspired walk down memory lane, check out Shelley’s TalkWeb post for today featuring this song (including a version by Bo Bice and Joan Osborne???) and much more…
I have figured out that Christmas movies are my favorite kind of movie. In fact, if I were to make a list of my favorite movies, they would mostly be Christmas movies. Here’s a list:

Scrooge - the version with Albert Finney. This was most likely my very first favorite movie. It has remained my favorite version to this day. Sometimes, it bugs me that it is overlooked as a good movie version of the story. Other times, I like it that it is an undiscovered treasure that only a few smart people know about, including me.

It’s a Wonderful Life I know, I know…everyone likes this movie. Too bad. I do, too.

The Santa Clause - The North Pole scenes combined with the music are simply magical. I would, if I could, live in that world.

While You Were Sleeping - Not a Christmas movie per se, but still a great Christmas story.

A Christmas Story- Well, it was my favorite until it started being THE Christmas movie. Let’s face it, we all should put the movie in storage for about five years, so we can rediscover it again then.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles- Ok, not technically a Christmas movie, but it is a movie about Thanksgiving…and we all know that Thanksgiving is the start of the secular Christmas season.

You’ve Got Mail - great Christmas scenes

Sleepless in Seattle - good tie-in to Christmas and I love the houseboat all lit up for Christmas

Trading Places - great Christmas theme and I like Eddie Murphy

Christmas Vacation - It’s my husband’s favorite movie and what makes him happy also makes me happy.

Why is the band so happy? Taylor Hicks performs Runaround on Leno!

Taylor Hicks is making the rounds as he promotes the December 12th release of his 3rd CD, Taylor Hicks. He stopped at Jay Leno last night and presented us with a fantastic performance of Runaround. He looks great - toned and in shape - and he’s got his moves down tight. I’ve already seen him do this song a few times and last night’s version was the best so far. He has an amazing ability to tune a song each time he sings it; he stretches and tweaks the song until he is happy with it. Last night, I was impressed by his new band’s obviously looks of joy as they performed. I wondering what they think of hitching on to the Taylor Hicks train. It must be an amazing experience. They must be gearing up for the tour in February 2007.

December Blog Challenge: Day One

I have issued myself a challenge: to post something everyday during the month of December. Why? Because I think it is important for me and for the blogosphere in general. Why December? Because it’s the busy month in most people’s minds and should prove a good challenge. On a personal note, prayers and hard work have managed to stave off surgery until February or March, so I want to move past think of myself as being sick and bring myself back up to my usual upbeat self. Keeping a blog is a discipline, like any endeavor, and I’ve found that it is an easy discipline to let go.

  • Hockey news: I saw the worst youth hockey injury ever last weekend during our club’s annual Thanksgiving hockey tournament. Get this: right after a face-off, the center gets checked sandwich-style and ends up with a broken arm on one side of his body and a snapped knee on the other. He was immobilized on the ice while everyone waiting 30 minutes for the ambulance to arrive. Sad thing is a fire station is within walking distance from the rink, but their ambulance crew was out on another call. Incidents like this are so rare in youth hockey, but when it happens it sure reminds me of what is important in life - like being able to walk without pain for the rest of one’s life. Still, I consider other sports like football and soccer, in my own family’s experience, to be much more dangerous than hockey.
  • Danceline news: The West Danceline is going to be the best ever this year: smaller, better, faster!