Nihilist’s Top 11 Promises To Katie Holmes In Tom Cruise’s Wedding Vows

11. A pan *

10. A comb *

9. Possibly a cat *

8. A two picture deal as his female lead

Read the rest of the hilarious (yet so very sad) list at Nihilist in Golf PantsĀ 

* standard Scientology vows for grooms

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