Top Ten List of most annoying noises my dog makes
Posted on October 29th, 2006 by TK
- Whining in his cage at 3am because we let him eat or drink too much at 10pm.
- Whimpering for my husband, whom he worships and adores (I might be a little jealous on that one because I used to be the dog god).
- Clawing madly at the screen door handle because he desparately needs to be with his master.
- Angrily throwing himself down in his metal kennel to let us know he doesn’t want to be in there (Ok, maybe I’m projecting with that one).
- Entertaining himself by mouthing an empty plastic water bottle (the crunching sound is unbelievably annoying, second only to nails on a chalkboard)
- Worriedly yelping at a very high pitch (for a 90 lb dog) when cornered by our 9 lb orange tabby cat.
- Barking at a pathetically high pitch while simultaneously drooling like a starving child when we attempt to eat in front of him.
- Snoring at night, especially as he tries to make himself fall asleep (?!?).
- The worried barking he makes when he locks himself in the truck on his first fishing outing with Rob (this just happened one hour ago
- (insert future annoying sound here)
Next: The Top Ten List of the most wonderfully endearing noises my dog makes
TK!
In my world the number one annoying dog sound has to be that slurping/licking noise when they “clean” themselves.
Oh yeah, dogs liking themselves is also an annoying noise. And they make such a production out of it!