Captain Picard’s online journal
I DEFY anyone to find a funnier blog (sorry Scottius Maximus, Timman, you’ve been beaten this time) than…
Go ahead and try to name one. It is simply impossible. My favorite entry so far is, “Whatever Happened to Dr. Pulaski?”
I am supposed to write 20 random facts about myself and tag the same amount of people that it takes minutes to complete it. Don’t worry, this won’t happen!
1: I have to have Earl Grey tea before I can start a staff meeting.
2: I have a artificial heart; Riker asked me the other day if it ever get rusty.
3: After being told by Deanna Troi that if she ever marries Will, there would have to be a nude ceremony on Betazed in which all attendees are unclothed, I had a stress pill. Read on…
I do have one complaint in that I cannot search his blog to see if he’s written on my favorite episode, Darmok.
This guy should win some kind of award. I wish I had thought of this. It’s giving me big ideas. What about the blog of …well, I can’t think of anyone who’s not dead yet. Ok, a made up person…hmm, this is harder than I thought. I’ll be thinking about it tonight when I’m supposed to be concentrating on Dr. Dennis Marzolf’s lecture at our church on worship.
TK!
Sure, I’ll grant you it’s funny. But that site is INTENTIONALLY funny. BIG difference, you know?
I found Cheeseburger Brown’s “Darthside: Memoirs of a Monster” both hilarious and poignant. If you follow the link you end up with the last journal entry, but there’s also a link on that page to a pdf version of the entire series so you can easily read it in order; highly recommended.