A welcome change to the Vote for the Worst agenda…
The masses are rising up and raging against the machine. Vote for the Worst has changed their ship’s direction and is getting behind Taylor Hicks as a way to send a message to the producers of American Idol that AMERICA is tired of the reality-tweaking that appears to be going on behind the stages.
And we have selected our new VFTW candidate: Taylor Hicks! We even did our banner in grayscale as a tribute to our new pick! Why have we picked Taylor? Well, this show is not made for Taylor Hicks. He shouldn’t be singing songs from the 21st century or be limited to Idol’s cheesy song catalog. That’s not his style, and I’m sure he joined the competition to try to bring something different. The producers don’t want something different though, and it’s obvious that they’re breaking his spirit, even going as far as to make him change his song at this last minute last week because they didn’t see “Try a Little Tenderness” as a love song. What? That doesn’t even make sense. Tay-Tay is also incredibly VFTW because he either goes all out and acts crazy to entertain us (remember him missing the mike stand during “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” anyone?) or he phones in his performances while looking bored (”Just Once”, “Country Roads Take Me Home”). Simon Cowell also hates Taylor, as is evidenced by his reaction at his audition and his reaction each and every week. Simon wants Taylor out now, because he can’t stand to promote someone so unmarketable. So what do we say? Stick it to the show and vote for Taylor! He has the Soul Patrol, and now he has us, the A**hole Patrol! Hopefully we can work together to help Taylor win this thing!Big hat tip to GrayCharles.com!
Was Taylor really going to do “Try A Little Tenderness?” That would have been awesome.
His brother, Sean, his father and Nigel (a producer) all confirmed it.